Ninja and Dave

It ain't illegal in Washington

0/0 13.09.2007 17:15 English

I'm a big believer in the fundamental lessons of comedy, primarily the one that says when all else fails, resort to jokes about dog fucking.

Expect Ninja to have an identity crisis for as long as I can be bothered to make strips about it.

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Two years of lightsabre traini ng wasted

0/0 11.09.2007 20:42 English

Wow, a Star Wars reference, years after the last poorly-received yet ridiculously successful prequel was released! Sometimes I wonder how it is I surpass even myself so often.

But hey, if Family Guy can do it, why can't I?

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I'm a Lazy Sod

0/0 11.09.2007 00:19 English

Yes, this is officially the second season, or something, of Ninja and Dave! True, I should have gone back and concluded the Ninja Academy story that I began back in June, but that would have required some serious effort, and readers of this strip know effort is not something I'm into.

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Friend or... whatever

2/1 13.06.2007 22:05 English

The sad thing is, it's not even one of the decent Whitney Houston records - it's one after the crack started to have a real effect.

But the guy sure does make a good toasted sandwich.

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Student and teacher, learning together

0/0 11.06.2007 18:03 English

What's important to see here is that not only is Master Pow giving Ninja a full training, he's also not so proud as to disregard new lessons.

Either that, or he's a friggin' moron.

Later.

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Ninja goes to Night School

0/0 07.06.2007 19:12 English

Yep, it's that time again. Time I remembered once more to update this thing. In truth, I probably would have made this strip last week, but couldn't come up with a good punch line.

As you can see, I just got tired of trying.

OK, see you all again.... some time.

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Someone drank the wrong beer

0/0 31.05.2007 23:58 English

Another two week gap between strips. I wish I had a good reason, but if I had better things to do than aimlessly surf the net for hours at a time, I'd be doing them, right?

Actually, I do have better things to do. Ah...

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Let's just agree to disagree

0/0 17.05.2007 01:45 English

You realise it's been sixteen days since I last posted a strip? Sixteen days, and THAT was the best I could come up with. I apologise for wasting the last thirty seconds of your life. But hey, maybe the next one will be better!

Maybe...

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Explain THAT to your doctor

0/0 01.05.2007 13:36 English

I was torn. I wasn't sure what object to use in this strip. I asked myself, "If I was a rabid, violent rabbit monster, what would I force up my former boss' rectum?" My first answer was "A coffee table", but I realised that would just be ridiculous. So I went with a guitar instead.

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Nuns - they taste like chicken

0/0 29.04.2007 18:34 English

I wish I'd been able to get the blood dripping from Floyd's ravenous mouth to look a little nicer, but if I had any artistic ability, I wouldn't be using clip art on a website to make these comics.

Anyway, enjoy Floyd while he's here, because this character won't be lasting much longer. Hey, it's called Ninja and Dave. If it was called Ninja and Dave and Floyd, then it would make sense to keep him in the strips. It would also make the title grammatically incorrect.

And yes, those "ninja school" tags will make more sense soon.

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It ain't illegal in Washington

Two years of lightsabre traini ng wasted

I'm a Lazy Sod

Friend or... whatever

Student and teacher, learning together

Ninja goes to Night School

Someone drank the wrong beer

Let's just agree to disagree

Explain THAT to your doctor

Nuns - they taste like chicken

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