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I was torn. I wasn't sure what object to use in this strip. I asked myself, "If I was a rabid, violent rabbit monster, what would I force up my former boss' rectum?" My first answer was "A coffee table", but I realised that would just be ridiculous. So I went with a guitar instead.

I wish I'd been able to get the blood dripping from Floyd's ravenous mouth to look a little nicer, but if I had any artistic ability, I wouldn't be using clip art on a website to make these comics.

Anyway, enjoy Floyd while he's here, because this character won't be lasting much longer. Hey, it's called Ninja and Dave. If it was called Ninja and Dave and Floyd, then it would make sense to keep him in the strips. It would also make the title grammatically incorrect.

And yes, those "ninja school" tags will make more sense soon.

I added the little *Hump* *Hump* sound effects just in case you didn't realise what was going on there.